In a battle between sin and saintly, Dominia Diamond came out on top leaving this bible thumper little faith for the damned
Match # 2
Joan of Snark vs. Fireball
Fireball came in hot against the stoic wall of righteousness that is Joan of Snark. After a firm reckoning Fireball shut down the party with her signature move, 'pop-lock-and-drop-it'.
Booty Boy Clean Up
Match # 3
Jucifer Vs. Dr. Marie Fury
In the name of all things organic, Jucifer held down the ring against the radioactive mad scientist, Dr. Marie Fury, but only after suffering from GMO poisoning and her cruel experiments.
Match # 4
Amazona Prime vs. Dragon Yer Ass
From an Amazon warehouse far far away, Amazona Prime made her debut and Dr. Marie Fury's favorite Cyborg to capture the prized dragon scales of Dragon Yer Ass. But before she could box her up and ship her out with her signature 'credit-card-transaction' Dragon Yer Ass came back for the win manipulating her by remote control.
Match # 5
Mrs. Robinson Vs. Tumbleweave
With a flock of young male suiters, Mrs. Robinson came out in leisurely style only to be caught in the dust of Tumleweave's tire shreds. It was the best gas guzzlin, martini sippin, boob slingin, weave stranglin show around.