Now two of the most dangerous rivals, the match between Jucifer and Tumbleweave was so gruesome it is not permitted to be viewed on this site. What I can tell you is that Tumbleweave no longer has a right eye, Jucifer's appetite is perhaps not limited to strictly plant foods, and the 'watermelon-skull crusher' is now an illegal move in the ring of SEWW. Pictured below is what is left of Tumbleweave after being consumed by a pile of compost.
TAG TEAM MATCH FIREBALL & DRAGON YER ASS VS. JOAN OF SNARK & CATHERINE CRUSADER
It was the House of Hellfire against the Church when battle broke out between these passionate foes. Hellfire came into the ring with confidence and cheap tricks but their lack of discipline is what got them in the end. The wrath of god herself taught them a lesson about the one true path. Even Tumbleweave had to step in when Fireball stole a swig from her guzzline tank.
MRS. ROBINSON VS. ASSTEROID BELT
The cradle robber Mrs. Robinson was back at it again with her ever growing throne of young bachelors. This time she was after the spunky new Assteroid Belt who came crushing in on her swanky spaceship . After getting caught in a clunster-funk of comets she really leaned on her stripper pole as a crutch but Assteroid belt came through in the end with her high tech space probe. She just couldn't keep up with the times.